Aaron Hernandez, Welcome to Ecuador

I told you I’d come back for more! So over the last few days an exciting story has come to light in the  American Conference. New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez is arrested in connection to the murder of Odin Lloyd in North Attleborough, Massachusetts. Remember that Massachusetts is home to Little Women, think Kirsten Dunst, Claire Danes, Winona Ryder, no bad things should happen here!

So details are still a little shady, but his home was searched last Tuesday, and Police spent a lo-ong time talking to him at the house. Now he’s only 23, so at the moment let’s assume his innocence – neighbours were also quite concerned according to this abc article, as a lot of players live in the town.

So apparently Hernandez was involved in a Florida shooting a few years ago, let’s keep assuming innocence (though I’m not sure why now because he’s not even hot, look at that fringe cut and tattoos, yuck!). I think in the US those tattoos would come under the label “douche”, here it’s plain old “cock”. He also, according to Sports Illustrated, publically took drugs, and gang activity are making his pretty much a persona non grata at the Patriots Stadium and in the NFL in general.

Let’s get back to the events – in the end the authorities are still searching his home, and they want to arrest him but nobody’s seen him. Maybe he’s in Ecuador, that’s where everyone on the run seems to go these days… 

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